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LORIS.. Oh My God. I am in love. LOVE. I want this sloth so bad. She and Sy would would be Best Friends! She moves slow enough that even if she was making her way across my living room Sy could investigate thoroughly and still have time to prepare for her arrival First video sold me on Loris. The Second video just made it clear this is NOT puppy love. it's Sloth infatuation!!

This is Loris being tickled... It's unbelievably adorable!



This is Loris being very active and playing with a table... the luckiest table ever!

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For $17!!!
Within moments of Apple introducing the iPod Nano, two things happened. One, the entire population of Apple fanboys–pale, bespectacled young guys with a well-established Pavlovian erection response to Steve Jobs’ black turtleneck–let out a collective orgasmic sigh. And two, accessory manufacturers, pondering at the Nano-as-Wristwatch product possibilities, let out a collective orgasmic sigh. And behold, Country Comm’s standard 22mm watch band turns that little Nano into a pretty snappy watch. It fits perfectly through the back of the Nano, while allowing you to unclip at will. Comes in a variety of colors, much like the Nano, so you can coordinate.
The Apple Guy who runs the MidPoints Blog told me about this. I'd yet to check it out. I hate to admit how fucking cool it actually looks!


This Almost Happened: Nokia's Star Trek Communicator Call Phone Prototype:

Back in 1998, Nokia created fourteen prototypes of a modified N76 that featured custom sounds, graphics, and hardware to make it look, sound, and behave like a Star Trek communicator.

One of those prototypes recently showed up on Ebay - thus the RARE pic!!
The quote posted with the photo said, "Obviously, the project was quickly abandoned because–really–aren’t “regular” custom ringtones already punishment enough for civilized society?" my answer is Not Even Close!! Expedite this phones manufacturing please!!!

Oh My God..

I never cease to be amazed at the utterly unique and organic simulacrums LEGO mavens are able to create out of a cardboard box of rigid, polygonal plastic blocks. This bust of the Predator is replete with crab-like mouth fangs, sinuous dreadlocks, and day-glo alien blood. The decapitated LEGO Predator bust is made by bricmeister MisterZumbi. I have no idea how these guys do this: Even one of those stock Star Wars X-Wing construction sets utterly confounds me, and I end up making a Rebel Alliance themed castle instead.


Tattoo of the Day...

Do I really need to comment here?

30 Days of Night: Dark Days

Looks like Andystone87 was right, I need to see 30 days of night, especially if I want to see the sequel!!

Soul To Take

Wes Craven may have done it again! Very Stoked about this movie!! Creepy, Scary and Rated R ... All good signs!!

Tractor Beams!!!

Tractor beams, energy rays that can move objects, are a science fiction mainstay. But now they are becoming a reality -- at least for moving very tiny objects. Researchers from the Australian National University have announced that they have built a device that can move small particles a meter and a half using only the power of light. Physicists have been able to manipulate tiny particles over miniscule distances by using lasers for years. Optical tweezers that can move particles a few millimeters are common.

Rima Arideaus

This high forward oblique view of Rima Ariadaeus on the moon was photographed by the Apollo 10 crew in May 1969. Center point coordinates are located at 17 degrees, 5 minutes east longitude and 5 degrees, 0 minutes north latitude. The Apollo 10 crew aimed a hand-held 70mm camera at the surface from lunar orbit for a series of images of this area.

Pshh!! Like This Shit Needs a Title!

Here! Look!! I had to share this with myself!!




A Mario Bros, Chest Board CAKE!!! Someone tried to put all the goodies on one plate and succeeded with honors!!




This drawing is called Venom_Nom_Nom. But it's really Cookie Monster NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!



I would looooove to spend my life making these kinds of videos. Kirby has some pretty stellar shit out there but this is fucking hysterical. I wish I could watch it and think X-MEN!! Instead I think X-MEN!!.... wolverine. What a stupid waste of an opportunity that was. Not to mention disappointing! FEAR NOT MY FANS!! I've brought to you the next best thing.




Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! I told you it would happen! Look!!! LOOK!! Um, I used to build cities with LEGO's, so this was only bound to happen. It's the most wonderful house in the world!




Attention BIOSHOCK Fans!! So there is a little bit of a hiccup with this potentially earth changing film. You see the studio will most likely NOT allow the film to be released with a Hard R rating as it has now. But we can dream can't we??? Just take a looksie at what Fresnadillo had to say about keeping this shit real [Fres Fres being the Director]

“We’re working trying to make it. The problem with BioShock was: R-rated movie, underwater, horror. It’s a really expensive R-rated movie. So we’re trying to figure out a way working with [director] Juan Carlos [Fresnadillo] to get the budget down and still keep so it’s true to the core audience, you know? The thing is it has to be R, a hard R. We don’t want to dumb it down, we don’t want to make it PG-13. We want to keep it really edgy, and it’s a huge bill.”

Uh... Yes Please!! I hope his vision comes true!!

You can do ANYTHING!!!

I feel like writing

So, I read a book that kinda kicked some ass and also made me think. It's called Enders Game. Some people I know have read it and they, like me, loved it. I can't imagine anyone with a brain and an imagination not enjoying it. I'm going to give you just a broad overview of the stories premis. It's earth a few hundred years from now. There is a limit on how many children families can have. The global concurrence is 2. Some countries rebel against the limits but the US does not. People who have 3 children usually appear irresponsible, selfish and shameful to their surrounding communities. This whole population bullshit stems from this war we had with some alien species like 60 years ago. We almost lost the war, but we fought them off and since that day we've been preparing for the aliens return. The government has been assembling a military operation large enough to fight our vastly superior and far outnumbering opponents. The search for future military leaders starts young when the government wants only the best of the best. As they should when it's a fight to save the world.

You should read it. Hope I didn't give to much away. I'm usually pretty good about not doing that so :)

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So this artist did a number of pieces for a collection entitled "Disney Princess's Get Sexy." I posted some of my personal favorites below.


Snow White




Cinderella



maleficent





Anyone who needs gift ideas for my birthday I strongly suggest, this lawn ornament made from scrap metal and magic!



This isn't the funniest, but it sure as hell is funny!! Up + Eastwood = Magic Peas!!!

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COMMERCIALS!!! Right?!? How appropriate! you know, that this commercial break is brought to you by commercials!!

Honest and Fair advertising! This is the example all should follow!!




Race is no longer an issue for 'Big head' and "Ten Gage"
"I like pumpin iron and pumpin furniture into peoples homes!"



My favorite Old Spice!!



Milkaholic indeed!!!




New Zealand is making it happen.. with body paint




This one is just sweet... makes me feel warm and fuzzy(ish)... Whatever. You watch it and try to hate it!!!

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Dear Thomas, You don't have shit on these two kids!!!

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Krisite, I send this tribute to you over space and time..

This Monkey makes me wanna buy a drum set and tape some drum sticks to Sy's paws. imagine him sitting there, trying to shake the sticks off and playing the drums by accident. Oh, memories.

Lets check out some posters that have really been a help to motivate me to do nothing... including writing any comments for the posters I've posted. See. They work.


















... More to follow - but after reading all of those, I'm motivated to procrastinate...

OOPS!! Forgot to post my cake!!

MMMMMmmmm Steak!!

7 legged face hugger jelly filled cake!!!! when cut into, it oozes!!! I want one!!

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MONSTER BABY

Um.. okay.

This kid needs to be somewhere!! I don't know where but a display of some kind!!

yes indeedie!!

It's SY in the form of a bear cub!! He's afraid of EVERYTHING and it makes my heart sing!! He's even afraid of his shadow!!

I love him. I want one. Aomeone make this happen!!!

Brittany Inspires millions of people!!
including these bikini girls trying sooo hard to be Sessy!!

Their so pretty and SO talented!! But the following video wins the Spear video of the week because this kid is IN IT TO WIN IT...

Hello Child!! I'm not sure what's better the scared to death moment or the dance...

I lied.. the singing is what gets me!!!

So this sucks. SUCKS!! But it's still kinda funny.

I can see my brother doing something like this to me.. what a Gem

Wanna see a hockey coach loose it?!? Me neither, but it's surprisingly fun to watch here are two of my favs!!
Note one - Break up the game throwing anything and everything onto the ice.. so it melts...

see what I mean!?

Note two - This guy looks like Edward Norton... um and stuff.

See what I mean? Sup Eddie?


Bad Attitude on Tiny Baby!!

Talk about encouraging a bad habit!

The inspiration for the true Scarface.... I LOVE THIS. LOVE IT!!

This is my favorite of the day!

For your viewing pleasure, I present: Thick Girl on Mechanical Bull. Face Plant..

The commentary is amazing! i love when they pan to one another and they show her friends reaction! And the crowd is SO supportive!!

What would you like to hear from your kid? I bet it's this!!

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Pixar's Terminator!! [Yep you read that right] Pixar + The Governator can only mean...
The Terminator and Wall-E. This type of magic needs to happen all the time. No exclamation-mark. That statement is pure fact.


Ever Wonder if Gaga is a Dude? Well my kiddies, being a 'dude' is the most likely scenario after all.

Alla Nazimova??

Alien??

Dracula??

Mellon Kitty??
You Decide!!


Commercials from the Far Easterly Region are wonderful
Japan + crazy creative nut cases + wolverine + Broadway style showmanship = LIPTON TEA!!


Dunno what genius thought to do this, but... they did.
I know nothing about Pokemon. For real, ever seen the show and i've never seen those things kids traded, the Pokemon pog's, errr collectors cups? errr action figures? whatever, it's a rodent and it's yellow. Even I know how fun that is to look at.


Japan has a scheme to kick the $h!t outta lady liberty!!!
Here he is folks! 60 ft tall, looking all innocent and sweet. Sure, this may say ART all over it for you suckers but this paranoid schiza is here to remind you that HE HAS A BEAM SWORD!!! Once he gets updated, [it's the Japanese. he WILL be updated] and they throw a gun in his hand I'm hauling my ass to Mexico!!

Even during the day he looks like he's ready to wreck something.... Like the human race!!! Technology taking over one Gundam soldier at a time!


For Andy...

I had an Iron Man urge tonight. I'm stoked!

Here, Now you get Excited too!!!!

This one is out of character for me

In no particular order I wanted to post a few of the car's that I think are beautiful. These are random and really of no interest to anyone but me. But I had the urge to do this post and since I'm pretty sure i will never have such an urge again, I thought I should do it. Lastely, I have a thing for the Shelby GT500 and pretty much all Jaguars, so deal!!
That is all...

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TWO CAKES AND A PUG!!!!

This was awesome even for me!! I mean I've only seen Movie I never II or III (although I want to)



I don't usually go for small dogs, much less small dogs in costumes. But this was too good! Teen Wolf!! (I'll be real, I don't even know what Teen Wolf is)



Batman... I need not comment further

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CAKE!!!!

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It's a dragon cake. I like dragons.