The Avengers

The Devil Inside

The Three Stooges

The Lorax

Battleship Trailer #1

Battleship Trailer #2

Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Wrath of The Titans

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Battleship Trailer 1

The Expendables 2

G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation with BRUCE WILLIS

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Once upon a time there was a tiny little search engine called GOOGLE. On a day similar to this one, when the sun was shinning bright and the waves were crashing and the birds were singing, a search was done and GOOGLE bestowed a plethora of media and information brought forth by a combination of words that included "gun" "parents" and "stupid". GOOGLE magic took those words and started an adventure that manifested into this very blog post. Below is an illustration of some of the places that a little GOOGLE love and three little words can take you. You see parenting is one of the most sacred things in our society. But how does one perform the act of parenting and continue to fully live their own independent life as if they'd never conceived? Well, it appears to be impossible unless you begin treating a child like an equal or superior adult or some sort of inanimate object. The next time my mom get frustrated and asks me if "this is the best young America has to offer" (usually referring to reality tv), I will say, "No Ma (flipping open the mac, automatically bringing up this site in preparation for this anticipated rhetorical question from my mother) this is!! (point to screen)." Then she will see the below and loose all hope in any post WWII class, ambition or selflessness. Don't worry about it people, she'll forget about it and make the same hopeless rhetorical statement 12 hours later when she walks in and see me watching jersey shore re-runs and eating ice-cream on my sofa for six and a half hours.

DKR

The Cat Woman ..

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So, my brother just started looking at my site and has informed me that I need to add more of my wit to these wonderful posts, and he's right. But, since I'm on vacation and don't feel like thinking too much, I'm going to post some photos that speak for me. Literally. See, I have an iphone and the auto correct feature has put me in some pretty awkward situations. I think all of my readers will agree; and by "readers" I mean, Me... and now my brother. (Josh there are two of us, never leave me!!!!)... Funniest part about this post is that by the time I posted it, my brother had made it clear he had no intention of ever reading my blog again. So it's back to just me and me. Which is fine because I think I'm hysterical.














































That last one, I sent those same txt's almost verbatim last week. It's uncanny... and hysterical.

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REAL LIFE!!


Alright. I admit it ADORABLE.


Pac n'Up...



My future DUO with Mr. Gamboa de Jesus





At 3:33 Min I LOST MY SHIT at the video below





I don't know if I'm jealous or astonished. It's NOT both.





This pup is perfect. The kid aint that bad either I suppose.





ANTS!! ANTS DID THIS!!
Dubai doesn't have zip on this architectural masterpiece!
ANTS!!!





See, look - this is Dubai ... Meh.

Breaking it... 5 minute style

Yep.

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Sorry listeners, too busy to write a lot about these upcoming entries, so deal... still promise they'll be cool though.




This is how my childhood cartoon came to an end. Man I miss the early 90's.

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The 2011 Worlds Ugliest Dog Contest!!

Below are some of the 2011 competitors of this years Ugliest Dog Contest. The first two photos are of this years champion, named Yoda. The following are my personal honorary mentions (apologies for the spacing issues for this post, the comments are beneath each photo).


Yoda, 2011 K9 Uggard de Champione



Isn't he/she/it pretty?



My Runner Up to little Yoda - Fat Fuzzy Dog



Most Photogenic



Miss Congeniality



Best Smile


Most Poised Novice



Winner of the Ugly Puppy Contest ages 1-2

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My Hysterical life in film!!
I wanted to post some shit that is very, very, very relevant to my life right now... this break we turn to my life, through Chris Farley


Tommy Boy Graduating ... I can relate to this scene uncomfortably well when running my MBE Drills


Tommy Boy Making his first sale


I wanted to say this to a few 6 year olds playing in my neighborhood today


I also wanted to do this... every day of my life


Oh, god yes.


Shyep!

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MOVIES I WANNA SEE AND CAN'T EXPRESS HOW STOKED I AM... AND THESE ARE ONLY A FEW! NEW DARK NIGHT TRAILER IS COMING OUT SOOOOOOON!!! I'M NOT YELLING. I'M JUST SO EXCITED!!! PLUS, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO READS THIS AND I'M GOING BLIND SO THE BIGGER THE BETTER... that's what she said... ew.


DEATH RACE 2!!! DEATH RACE 2!!! ... JASON STATHAM IS DEATH RACE 2!!! YAAAAAAAY!


UNKNOWN!! OMG, I IMAGINE IT'S A COMBINATION OF TAKEN AND A-TEAM


BATTLE LA!! WOOT!! WOOT!!. .. DON'T HATE JULIA, DON'T HATE!


INSIDIOUS -YES PLEASE!!


51... 51!!!!


JUST BECAUSE I LOVE TAKEN SOOOO MUCH... AND I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW!!! NOW I SAY!


HERE IS TASTE OF SCREAM OF BANSHEE


AND LET ME JUST SAY... I WANT A NEW AMAZINGLY UNREAL (i.e. at least RATED R) REMAKE OF HELLRAISER... JUST A THOUGHT.

My Life is a Movie

I've decided all you readers (and by "all you" I mean "I") deserve a glimpse into my world of magic and unicorns. Please watch them all or don't watch them period. I say this to me because I'm worth it.

The first video is crappy quality but all you really need is the volume so turn it up...

My world per usual (again, you'll get the gist of it)



These are the people I work with on a daily basis:



This what I dream of doing someday... and someday I shall:



All the above clips are from the film The Paper Chase. Apparently a hysterical movie to everyone except those still in law school. For myself, it serves as a great tool to teach my friends (and by "my friends" I mean "me") what my world really looks like. Please enjoy this.

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Hello me, and the me who reads this. So, as I know school has been making it very difficult to keep up with my usual blog poster-upers. But I have ten minutes before my Evidence prof gets here so I figure why not feed my fandom with some awesome, pointless, entertaining posts? This should be good, because who knows how to keep me as a fan better than myself? No one! Well, I may be able to. Ha!! Get it?! I. Me... because the I acts a different per... Wait. What? Shut up! I'm hysterical and my fan agrees. But I digress...

Todays Favorite. Inception meets The Ghostbusters. It's awesome. I know the midpoints blogger will LOVE this. maybe. I think so. I mean, it involves music...




No reason. Just because I am THE MOST excited about this film. Crazy girls are so pretty!!




Bollywood has bobby pissing himself on account of this exciting original science fiction film of all films!!!




This is a wonderful example of FUCKING AWESOME INK. I'm not even a crazyass star trek person and I love this!! Enjoy it, savor it, TRY IT ALREADY!! Good Ink can be sessy. Bad ink can Suuuuuuuck way hard! ... i wonder how many of you cringed when I said Star Trek and not Deep Space Nine. Nerds!



A Wedding Cake to make all a girls dreams come true...



So, I guess I have a think for the Ghostbusters these days. I have no shame. If I had snow I would make a stay puff. Then I would eat him!!! Then I would be very disappointed. and cold. ZING!! I'm so glad no one reads this.


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!


Whelp, here comes class...