Wednesday, March 31, 2010

OOPS!! Forgot to post my cake!!

MMMMMmmmm Steak!!

7 legged face hugger jelly filled cake!!!! when cut into, it oozes!!! I want one!!

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MONSTER BABY

Um.. okay.

This kid needs to be somewhere!! I don't know where but a display of some kind!!

yes indeedie!!

It's SY in the form of a bear cub!! He's afraid of EVERYTHING and it makes my heart sing!! He's even afraid of his shadow!!

I love him. I want one. Aomeone make this happen!!!

Brittany Inspires millions of people!!
including these bikini girls trying sooo hard to be Sessy!!

Their so pretty and SO talented!! But the following video wins the Spear video of the week because this kid is IN IT TO WIN IT...

Hello Child!! I'm not sure what's better the scared to death moment or the dance...

I lied.. the singing is what gets me!!!

So this sucks. SUCKS!! But it's still kinda funny.

I can see my brother doing something like this to me.. what a Gem

Wanna see a hockey coach loose it?!? Me neither, but it's surprisingly fun to watch here are two of my favs!!
Note one - Break up the game throwing anything and everything onto the ice.. so it melts...

see what I mean!?

Note two - This guy looks like Edward Norton... um and stuff.

See what I mean? Sup Eddie?


Bad Attitude on Tiny Baby!!

Talk about encouraging a bad habit!

The inspiration for the true Scarface.... I LOVE THIS. LOVE IT!!

This is my favorite of the day!

For your viewing pleasure, I present: Thick Girl on Mechanical Bull. Face Plant..

The commentary is amazing! i love when they pan to one another and they show her friends reaction! And the crowd is SO supportive!!

What would you like to hear from your kid? I bet it's this!!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Pixar's Terminator!! [Yep you read that right] Pixar + The Governator can only mean...
The Terminator and Wall-E. This type of magic needs to happen all the time. No exclamation-mark. That statement is pure fact.


Ever Wonder if Gaga is a Dude? Well my kiddies, being a 'dude' is the most likely scenario after all.

Alla Nazimova??

Alien??

Dracula??

Mellon Kitty??
You Decide!!


Commercials from the Far Easterly Region are wonderful
Japan + crazy creative nut cases + wolverine + Broadway style showmanship = LIPTON TEA!!


Dunno what genius thought to do this, but... they did.
I know nothing about Pokemon. For real, ever seen the show and i've never seen those things kids traded, the Pokemon pog's, errr collectors cups? errr action figures? whatever, it's a rodent and it's yellow. Even I know how fun that is to look at.


Japan has a scheme to kick the $h!t outta lady liberty!!!
Here he is folks! 60 ft tall, looking all innocent and sweet. Sure, this may say ART all over it for you suckers but this paranoid schiza is here to remind you that HE HAS A BEAM SWORD!!! Once he gets updated, [it's the Japanese. he WILL be updated] and they throw a gun in his hand I'm hauling my ass to Mexico!!

Even during the day he looks like he's ready to wreck something.... Like the human race!!! Technology taking over one Gundam soldier at a time!


For Andy...

Monday, March 8, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

This one is out of character for me

In no particular order I wanted to post a few of the car's that I think are beautiful. These are random and really of no interest to anyone but me. But I had the urge to do this post and since I'm pretty sure i will never have such an urge again, I thought I should do it. Lastely, I have a thing for the Shelby GT500 and pretty much all Jaguars, so deal!!
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This wasn't a break this was in class...

TWO CAKES AND A PUG!!!!

This was awesome even for me!! I mean I've only seen Movie I never II or III (although I want to)



I don't usually go for small dogs, much less small dogs in costumes. But this was too good! Teen Wolf!! (I'll be real, I don't even know what Teen Wolf is)



Batman... I need not comment further

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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CAKE!!!!

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Batman... the original(ish) MMMMMMMmmmmm!!!



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It's a dragon cake. I like dragons.

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So check this out!! Castoos are graphics applied to your cast that tell the world exactly what kind of fracture you're dealing with. You can choose from generic broken bones, or they can be customized by sending a digital file of your x-ray. They also seem to be a visual disclaimer to not act like an idiot and do stupid crap! Or, if you're me, you'll break a bone just to get one!!!



So I wanted to post this the other day, but I for one reason or another I chose not to. Well, i ran across it again and I still find it sexy as hell!!! It's an Aurora watch (concept for now) with a transparent face but manages to tell time with lasers!! LASERS!!!



This chair is dressed up like a prostitute... yep.



Hello Kitty is about to put the SMACK DOWN!!! I hear from good sources that this is NOT a Photoshop, so love him in his reality!!




The Japanese have done it again!!! I prefer the sword through the head model.



This is the most accurate, detailed true color view of our own planet ever constructed. NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center used satellite data to stitch together detailed scans of every square kilometer of the planet. Click through for an animated version



Awesome!!! I tried to describe the plot myself but in the end realized that I should just let the press release speak for itself... Get ready to Get Ready for PREDATOR!!



A bold new chapter in the Predator universe, Predators was shot on location under Rodriguez's creative auspices at the filmmaker's Austin-based Troublemaker Studios, and is directed by Nimród Antal. The film stars Adrien Brody as Royce, a mercenary who reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they've been brought together on an alien planet… as prey.

With the exception of a disgraced physician, they are all cold-blooded killers – mercenaries, Yakuza, convicts, death squad members – human "predators" that are now being systemically hunted and eliminated by a new breed of alien Predators. In addition to Adrien Brody, the film stars Topher Grace, Alice Braga, and Laurence Fishburne. Co-starring are Walton Goggins, Danny Trejo, Oleg Taktarov and Mahershalalhashba

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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It's a new take on that weird SNL song, I'm on a (Solar Powered Boat). The worlds largest Soar Powered boat to be exact! The 5,382 square foot yacht will launch in April 2011. It's plans are to sail (err, motor) around the world. Is it me or does this thing look like it's related to Star Trek's Enterprise?



We all know about Music Mash Up's... check out this Movie Mash Up poster - Alice in Zombie Land!!



This is by the same guy who wrote, 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies' and now he graces us with 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.' My lord, I hope it's illustrated!! If this looks interesting you should also check out 'Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean'




Evil Dead Claymationed!! 60 seconds of genius!!



Foosball in a way that all my nerds can appreciate!!



WHAAAAAT?!?! It's a FAT YODA CAKE!! Eat it before it eats you!!! NOM NOM NOM!!! Wanna know why I love this? The Yoda head is made of MOLDED RICE KRISPIES TREATS!! The body of Yoda is a dense chocolate cake. The frosting is vanilla buttercream and covered with marshmallow fondant. Excuse me while i go run 4 miles so I can eat the entire thing this afternoon!!!



ZMD!!! Zombies of Mass Destruction!!! Iv'e never been to interested in comics but this seems to be right up my ally!!



TNMT Press on Nails... Do you have to ask? i ordered some last night!!!



The Yoda transformer "Attack Ship!!" was unveiled at 2010 Toy Fair (on my bucket list of conventions I plan on attending at a dozen times before I'm 50!) You can buy one in August. That's your answer Andy.



Universal Pictures and director Roel Reiné (The Marine 2, The Lost Tribe) have begun principle photography on Death Race 2, the new prequel to Paul W.S. Anderson’s 2008, Death Race.



Zomibe Disney Princess Collection! Gotta be honest, I'm waiting to see Mickey Mouse as a zombie.. it's coming.

JULIA K