This continuing 3 WEEK BREAK (!!!!!) is brought to you by...

Once upon a time there was a tiny little search engine called GOOGLE. On a day similar to this one, when the sun was shinning bright and the waves were crashing and the birds were singing, a search was done and GOOGLE bestowed a plethora of media and information brought forth by a combination of words that included "gun" "parents" and "stupid". GOOGLE magic took those words and started an adventure that manifested into this very blog post. Below is an illustration of some of the places that a little GOOGLE love and three little words can take you. You see parenting is one of the most sacred things in our society. But how does one perform the act of parenting and continue to fully live their own independent life as if they'd never conceived? Well, it appears to be impossible unless you begin treating a child like an equal or superior adult or some sort of inanimate object. The next time my mom get frustrated and asks me if "this is the best young America has to offer" (usually referring to reality tv), I will say, "No Ma (flipping open the mac, automatically bringing up this site in preparation for this anticipated rhetorical question from my mother) this is!! (point to screen)." Then she will see the below and loose all hope in any post WWII class, ambition or selflessness. Don't worry about it people, she'll forget about it and make the same hopeless rhetorical statement 12 hours later when she walks in and see me watching jersey shore re-runs and eating ice-cream on my sofa for six and a half hours.