Badass movie alert!! Smokin’ Aces is a masterpiece of action/comedy and class with a capital K!! You aren’t gonna see a lot of your green machine peace lovers lining up to buy this dvd. This movie is what I imagine the inside of a dudes mind looks like when they imagine being part of a bloody, kickass video game. So it’s a Tarantino wannabe production. I have no patience for that… But it’s just one so well! Storyline? BAH!! Get on with the killing!! The plot line is basically just the introduction of the hitmen, and boy is it done with the utmost amount of taste. You know what I mean. A close up of bullet casing hitting the ground and a dude wearing cowboy chaps, sporting a mohawk leaps from behind a couch, does a double summersault past four heavily armed guards, taking each of them out while his badass name is blasted across the screen to the latest ‘Skinny Puppy’ track – all in slow motion of course. What more do you need?!? Nada! I can tell you that right now! Lets not forget the walking PDA announcement that is Buddy Israel!! So many of these hitmen, while doing their best to kill Israel, are freaking hysterical!! Additionally the cast is an orchestra of talent and beauty! Lets take example A – Alicia Keys, seen here holding a magnum and remaining smoking hot! Speaking of eye candy, Ryan Reynolds. That is all. Oh my gosh, I can’t say enough! I know this review is pretty useless (and I promise to try harder starting tomorrow) but I had to just jump online and talk about how much this movie rocks! It’s my soup box, I’ll use it as I damn well please!